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Consumer Information for January 1, 2014

As the start of coverage for Qualified Health Plans in the Marketplace approaches, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) anticipates that some of the newly insured individuals will have questions about how to access healthcare services. CMS has posted information on Marketplace.cms.gov to address questions that consumers may have with the January 1 start of coverage through their selected health plan.

Individuals who have insurance for the first time or have new plans beginning on January 1 are likely to have many questions related to coverage, premiums payments, co-payments, and other issues and may need to reach their individual insurance plan. Below is information for consumers on how to access their health plans as well as education factsheets explaining how health insurance works.


Payments of Premiums
The deadline to sign up for coverage to start January 1st was December 23rd.

We want to remind you that consumers need to pay their premium directly to the insurance company in order to have coverage by January 1, 2014. Consumers can pay when invoiced by the plan, call the issuer to make payment, or pay online if the plan accepts online payment. All consumers have until at least December 31 to pay for coverage effective January 1, although some insurance companies have extended this deadline. Consumers should check with their insurance company to find out when their first premium is due in order for coverage to be effective January 1. Consumers should also confirm with the issuer that their first month’s premium has been received and that enrollment is complete.

Please note that once a consumer selects a plan through the Marketplace, it may take the health plan 48-72 hours to receive and process the enrollment, so please encourage consumers to continue to periodically check back with their selected health plan. The insurance company will also send plan information and an insurance card to consumers who have completed enrollment including payment of the premium.

https://www.healthcare.gov/how-to-have-the-best-experience-with-healthcare-gov/#part=5

https://www.healthcare.gov/how-to-have-the-best-experience-with-healthcare-gov/#part=6 

(Reposted from the Champions for Coverage December 27, 2014 email)

New Year's Resolution Ideas For Nurses And Doctors (The Funny Version).

A new year is upon us.   That means many folks will take time to reflect on the good and the bad over the past 365 days.  It also means many people will be consumed by an overwhelming desire to make a New Year's resolution.  For hospital doctors and nurses, every new year provides an opportunity for growth and improvement in their work environment.   Turn on the television or read the internet this time of year and you are sure to find dozens of lists claiming to be the  Top 10 New Year's Resolution Ideas of the Year.  Well, I'm sorry to say, but you won't find any list like that here at The Happy Hospitalist.  Instead, you'll find the Top 11 New Year's Resolution Ideas For Doctors and Nurses instead!

That's right folks, The Happy Hospitalist has interviewed tens of thousands of doctors and nurses and has captured the psychosis of hospital healthcare workers all across this great nation of ours.  Some people may use New Year's Day as an opportunity to finally quit smoking or to lose weight or to spend more time with their family.  Not healthcare workers.  No.  Sir.  Ree.  Doctors and nurses have no intention of walking that walk.  For doctors and nurses, New Year's Day provides an opportunity to think up fresh new ideas on how to control the chaos inside those walls of your local hospital.
Top medical resolutions of the year!

In addition to the great content below, you can see hundreds of other original Happy Hospitalist healthcare related humor memes on Pinterest.  You don't need to be a member of Pinterest to see them, but if you'd like to get notified whenever good humor is added, I suggest you add the Medical ecard board to your list of daily things to follow.   Make sure to also join The Happy Hospitalist Facebook Page for daily comedy updates.  Thousands of fans agree.  One last thing.  Many of these ecards are available for purchase on numerousMedical Humor Store available on Zazzle.com.  The  store is constantly expanding.  Check back often as great content is added frequently.


What's your New Year's resolution idea?  Leave a comment and let the world know how you plan to be better for the next 365 days!  Now, please enjoy the crude medical humor version of New Year's resolution ideas for doctors and nurses.

"For my New Year's resolution, I decided to start with 1 mg of Ativan instead of 2."

For my New Year's resolution, I decided to start with 1 mg of Ativan instead of 2 nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"For my New Year's resolution, I started running... to get your Haldol."

For my New Year's resolution, I started running...to get your Haldol nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"For my New Year's resolution, I started working out... side your room as much as possible."

For my New Year's resolution, I started working out...side your room as much as possible nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"For my New Year's resolution, I decided to be more patient... while the Ativan kicks."

For my New Year's resolution, I decided to be more patient...while the Ativan kicks in nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to try a call light free diet."

For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to try a call light free diet nurse ecard humor.Medical Humor Store Banner


"For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to be more thankful for solutions of propofol."

For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to be more thankful for solutions of propofol nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"Working New Year's Eve to take care of your drunk ass has always been a childhood dream of mine."

Working New Year's Eve to take care of your drunk ass has always been a childhood dream of mine nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner

To view this ecard product selection, turn off the “content filter” function on the left hand side of the Zazzle store linked above.



"For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to be more empathetic.  Or was it pathetic?  I can't remember."

For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to be more empathetic.  Or was it pathetic?  I can't remember nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"New Year's resolutions suck.  But not as much as my Yankhauer."

New Year's resolutions suck.  But not as much as my Yankhauer nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to judge less and actually measure your Haldol dose."

For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to judge less and actually measure your Haldol dose nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"For my New Year's resolution, I decided to lose my bad attitude.  Just kidding."

For my New Year's resolution, I decided to lose my bad attitude.  Just kidding nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


This post contains humor that may only be understood by some healthcare professionals. Read at your own risk.


Christmas Medical Humor (10 Original Crude Nurse and Doctor Memes).

If you're a doctor or a nurse, you have certainly  asked yourself at one time or another, "Self, what's Christmas without a little crude Christmas themed medical humor?"  That's where The Happy Hospitalist is here to help. Working in a hospital amongst all the chaos can be a stressful experience.  Mix intense personalities with personality disorders, throw in the the sounds and smells of death and disease, and you've got the perfect reason to relax in front of a nice warm winter fireplace while reading a bunch of  funny nurse and doctor crude medical internet memes about life in the hospital.

Christmas is all about giving and The Happy Hospitalist is here to give you some belly aching laughs to decompress your mind while you figure out how to not get stuck with the confused, naked skinny guy tomorrow.  Doctors and nurses, these cards are for you.  Feel free to enjoy this original collection of Christmas medical humor.  If you don't find them funny, Santa's going to reach up and pull the coal out of your impacted arse to put in your stocking.  Since doctors and nurses are especially thankful for sedation, you can find the complete collection of original crude Ativan and Haldol ecard meme humor at this link here.  You can also find The Happy Hospitalist's complete collection of crude medical humor ecards on Pinterest.  Some of these over 300 original ecards are available for purchase on over 50 quality products at the Medical Humor Store.  Without further delay, here are 10 medical Christmas meme's to share with your friends while breaking every conceivable HIPAA law at the bar after working 12 hours in the hospital, also known as Hell in a Haldol basket.

All I want for Christmas is my two... mg of Ativan to kick in faster."

All I want for Christmas is my two... mg of Ativan to kick in faster photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"I asked Santa for a melena free Christmas day shift. Let's see if the fat ass can pull through."

I asked Santa for a melena free Christmas day shift.  Let's see if the fat ass can pull through nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner

To view this ecard product selection, turn off the “content filter” function on the left hand side of the Zazzle store linked above.



"This year I'm giving all my patients a Christmas present. And by present, I mean I'm going to present them with 10 mg of Haldol."

This year I'm giving all my patients a Christmas Present.  And by present, I mean I'm going to present them with 10 mg of Haldol nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"Deck the halls with left heart failure. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Lasix!"

Deck the halls with left hear failure.  La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Lasix nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... to the med station to get 10 mg of Haldol."

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...to the med station to get 10 mg of Haldol nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"Santa brought me Christmas Day working in the hospital.  I'm thinking he got me confused with that crappy nurse on the 8th floor."

Santa brought me Christmas Day working in the hospital.  I'm thinking he got me confused with that crappy nurse on 8th floor nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"I wonder if Santa wears CPAP."

I wonder if Santa wears CPAP nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner

"Silent night, holy night! All is calm...after that 10 mg of Haldol."

Silent night, holy night!  All is calm... after that 10 mg of Haldol nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"Hark!  the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the... shelves filled with Ativan and Haldol.'"

Hark!  the herald angels sing, Glory to the... shelves filled with Ativan and Haldol nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


"I got Christmas presents for all my patients this year.  Hal dolls for the women and little toy ati vans for the men."

I got Christmas presents for all my patients this year.  Hal dolls for the women and little toy ati vans for the men nurse ecard humor photo.Medical Humor Store Banner


BONUS CHRISTMAS HUMOR SURPRISE!  See Santa's H&P after getting admitted to the hospital!

This post contains humor that may only be understood by some health care professionals. Read at your own risk.