New Year's Resolution Ideas For Nurses And Doctors (The Funny Version).

A new year is upon us.   That means many folks will take time to reflect on the good and the bad over the past 365 days.  It also means many people will be consumed by an overwhelming desire to make a New Year's resolution.  For hospital doctors and nurses, every new year provides an opportunity for growth and improvement in their work environment.   Turn on the television or read the internet this time of year and you are sure to find dozens of lists claiming to be the  Top 10 New Year's Resolution Ideas of the Year.  Well, I'm sorry to say, but you won't find any list like that here at The Happy Hospitalist.  Instead, you'll find the Top 11 New Year's Resolution Ideas For Doctors and Nurses instead!

That's right folks, The Happy Hospitalist has interviewed tens of thousands of doctors and nurses and has captured the psychosis of hospital healthcare workers all across this great nation of ours.  Some people may use New Year's Day as an opportunity to finally quit smoking or to lose weight or to spend more time with their family.  Not healthcare workers.  No.  Sir.  Ree.  Doctors and nurses have no intention of walking that walk.  For doctors and nurses, New Year's Day provides an opportunity to think up fresh new ideas on how to control the chaos inside those walls of your local hospital.

Top medical resolutions of the year!

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What's your New Year's resolution idea?  Leave a comment and let the world know how you plan to be better for the next 365 days!  Now, please enjoy the crude medical humor version of New Year's resolution ideas for doctors and nurses.

"For my New Year's resolution, I decided to start with 1 mg of Ativan instead of 2."

"For my New Year's resolution, I started running... to get your Haldol."

"For my New Year's resolution, I started working out... side your room as much as possible."

"For my New Year's resolution, I decided to be more patient... while the Ativan kicks."

"For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to try a call light free diet."

"For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to be more thankful for solutions of propofol."

"Working New Year's Eve to take care of your drunk ass has always been a childhood dream of mine."

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"For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to be more empathetic.  Or was it pathetic?  I can't remember."

"New Year's resolutions suck.  But not as much as my Yankhauer."

"For my New Year's resolution, I'm going to judge less and actually measure your Haldol dose."

"For my New Year's resolution, I decided to lose my bad attitude.  Just kidding."

This post contains humor that may only be understood by some healthcare professionals. Read at your own risk.

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