In an effort to make an already unbelievably awesome nursing documentation and handoff tool even better, I am recommending all hospitals implement my modified SBAR approach immediately. It's called SBARTS and it's fantastic. That's right folks, since SBAR is amazing, SBARTS promises to turn daily communication between nurses and doctors into one giant Happy Hospital. SBARTS stands for:
- Situation
- Identify the person to whom you are speaking.
- Identify yourself, occupation and where you are calling from.
- Identify the patient by name, date of birth, age, sex, reason for admission.
- Identify what is going on with the patient.
- Background
- Give the patient's presenting complaint.
- Give the patient's relevant past medical history.
- Brief summary of background.
- Assessment
- Vital signs.
- List if any vital signs that are outside of parameters; what is your clinical impression.
- Severity of patient, additional concern.
- Recommendation
- Explanation of what you require, how urgent and when action needs to be taken.
- Make suggestions of what action is to be taken.
- Clarify what action you expect to be taken.
- Ten
- A number right before 11 and right after 9.
- As in, the patient has 12/10 pain.
- Seconds
- 1/60 of a minute. In other words. A very short period of time.
- As in, this will just take ten seconds.
Here is a scene by scene transcript of the video:
Patient: Help me! Help me! I can't Pee! I need a Foley now! Nurse! Nurse! Please help me!
Nurse: NOBODY makes it through my shift without peeing!
Nurse: Must. Call. Doctor. Stat!
Doctor: I think I hear my phone ringing.
Doctor: What could they possibly want at 2:00 in the morning?
Doctor: This is Dr. Just Say What You Need Now.
Nurse: Thank you doctor Just Say What You Need Now. Is this Dr. Just Say What You Need Now?
Doctor: *standing*
Doctor: *golfing*
Nurse: Hello? Is this Dr Just Say What You Need Now? Please answer. I cannot move forward with my SBAR script without a response.
Patient: Please hurry! The pain is unbearable!
Doctor: Just Say What You Need Now.
Nurse: Great then. This is nurse Page It. I'm calling from the low pain threshold floor. I have Mr. SBAR Tragedy. He has 22 grandkids and he likes gladiator movies. Do you remember?
Patient: Nurse! Nurse! It's hurting bad! Hurry! Hurry! I need a catheter now!
Doctor: *weeping*
Nurse: Doctor? Just Say What You Need Now? Are you listening to me? Hello? Hello?
Doctor: *baffled*
Nurse: I'm calling about Mr SBAR Tragedy. You remember him? He's the white haired man with the large belly in room 12. He also had that skin cancer removed from his ear in 1958.
Doctor: *losing it*
Nurse: He also had bunion surgery 14 years ago and he uses a walker. CBS is his favorite television station. Does not any of this help you remember him?
Doctor: *put a fork in him*
Nurse: He's the one with the problems peeing. Does none of this ring a bell doctor? Doctor? Doctor? Are you still there?
Doctor: *he's done*
Nurse: I am worried, doctor. Very worried. Mr SBAR Tragedy is having severe pain and I need a Foley catheter stat!
Doctor: Why! Didn't! You! Just! Ask! Stick a foley in it. We're done here!
Patient: What! Friggin! Took! So! Long!
Administrator: I got a complaint in the mail today from Mr SBAR tragedy. The ONLY explanation I can come up with is a failure to AIDET. His. Ass.
If urine for some more good humor, check out these Happy Hospitalist original crude medical ecards:
"If I don't make it to your room before you pee all over the floor, it's because I was filling out a form to have the cleaning lady clean the pee off your floor."
"Communication is vital in hospital care. And by vital, I mean vital signs. Vital signs are to doctors like lunch breaks are to nurses. Really important."
"Try giving me a verbal order again and I will SBAR your ass into submission."
"We really do tell nurses to page us out of your room when you think you have a right to more than five minutes of our time."
This post is for entertainment purposes only and likely contains humor only understood by those in a healthcare profession. Read at your own risk. If you are offended, learn my SBARTS method instead, then come back and I guarantee you'll laugh your ass off.
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