If you're a doctor or a nurse, you have certainly asked yourself at one time or another, "Self, what's Christmas without a little crude Christmas themed medical humor?" That's where The Happy Hospitalist is here to help. Working in a hospital amongst all the chaos can be a stressful experience. Mix intense personalities with personality disorders, throw in the the sounds and smells of death and disease, and you've got the perfect reason to relax in front of a nice warm winter fireplace while reading a bunch of funny nurse and doctor crude medical internet memes about life in the hospital.
Christmas is all about giving and The Happy Hospitalist is here to give you some belly aching laughs to decompress your mind while you figure out how to not get stuck with the confused, naked skinny guy tomorrow. Doctors and nurses, these cards are for you. Feel free to enjoy this original collection of Christmas medical humor. If you don't find them funny, Santa's going to reach up and pull the coal out of your impacted arse to put in your stocking. Since doctors and nurses are especially thankful for sedation, you can find the complete collection of original crude Ativan and Haldol ecard meme humor at this link here. You can also find The Happy Hospitalist's complete collection of crude medical humor ecards on Pinterest. Some of these over 300 original ecards are available for purchase on over 50 quality products at the Medical Humor Store. Without further delay, here are 10 medical Christmas meme's to share with your friends while breaking every conceivable HIPAA law at the bar after working 12 hours in the hospital, also known as Hell in a Haldol basket.
All I want for Christmas is my two... mg of Ativan to kick in faster."
"I asked Santa for a melena free Christmas day shift. Let's see if the fat ass can pull through."
To view this ecard product selection, turn off the “content filter” function on the left hand side of the Zazzle store linked above.
"This year I'm giving all my patients a Christmas present. And by present, I mean I'm going to present them with 10 mg of Haldol."
Christmas is all about giving and The Happy Hospitalist is here to give you some belly aching laughs to decompress your mind while you figure out how to not get stuck with the confused, naked skinny guy tomorrow. Doctors and nurses, these cards are for you. Feel free to enjoy this original collection of Christmas medical humor. If you don't find them funny, Santa's going to reach up and pull the coal out of your impacted arse to put in your stocking. Since doctors and nurses are especially thankful for sedation, you can find the complete collection of original crude Ativan and Haldol ecard meme humor at this link here. You can also find The Happy Hospitalist's complete collection of crude medical humor ecards on Pinterest. Some of these over 300 original ecards are available for purchase on over 50 quality products at the Medical Humor Store. Without further delay, here are 10 medical Christmas meme's to share with your friends while breaking every conceivable HIPAA law at the bar after working 12 hours in the hospital, also known as Hell in a Haldol basket.
All I want for Christmas is my two... mg of Ativan to kick in faster."
"I asked Santa for a melena free Christmas day shift. Let's see if the fat ass can pull through."
To view this ecard product selection, turn off the “content filter” function on the left hand side of the Zazzle store linked above.
"This year I'm giving all my patients a Christmas present. And by present, I mean I'm going to present them with 10 mg of Haldol."
"Deck the halls with left heart failure. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Lasix!"
"Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... to the med station to get 10 mg of Haldol."
"Santa brought me Christmas Day working in the hospital. I'm thinking he got me confused with that crappy nurse on the 8th floor."
"I wonder if Santa wears CPAP."
"Silent night, holy night! All is calm...after that 10 mg of Haldol."
"Hark! the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the... shelves filled with Ativan and Haldol.'"
"I got Christmas presents for all my patients this year. Hal dolls for the women and little toy ati vans for the men."
BONUS CHRISTMAS HUMOR SURPRISE! See Santa's H&P after getting admitted to the hospital!
This post contains humor that may only be understood by some health care professionals. Read at your own risk.
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